Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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