Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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