carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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