some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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