how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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