Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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