Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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