wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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