In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
