I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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