people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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