I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
where am i from again
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
there is puke in my bra ... again
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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