You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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