Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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