I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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