i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Drunk is a universal language darling
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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