My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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