I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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