Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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