Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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