My first STD was from a foam party
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
soo... how was my night?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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