that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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