At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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