their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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