I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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