So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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