let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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