bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
MIDGETS
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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