I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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