You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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