She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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