How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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