Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I came so hard my ears popped.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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