Sry I called you an 8
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i drank out of a bidet.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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