When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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