Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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