batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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