he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
