Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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(305): View more from Florida

He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over

(314): View more from Missouri

you can't hurt those

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic

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(607): View more from New York

Did strip banana grams actually happen last night

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(407): View more from Florida

He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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(786): View more from Florida

Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though

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