Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic