Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Is it penis luge time yet?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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