fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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