you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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