Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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