I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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