it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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