I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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