I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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