the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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