Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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