Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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