I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I skipped work to stalk him.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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