Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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