i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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