another moral hangover. fuck.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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